In the left hand column of the The Paleo Garden you will find The Paleo Post, the latest snapshot of pretty cool stuff to read. In the mix, as usual, there’s some older posts thrown in, as well.
Other stuff to check out, too. Jimmy did a landmark interview with Lierre Keith, author of The Vegetarian Myth.
And in honor of Stephan’s fantastic write up of how corn oil literally is bonecrushingly healthy, I aim to ruin the song Killing Me Softly. Please DO NOT read below if you value this song, because after you read the revised lyrics, it will never be the same for you.
Here’s the original (youtube video below):
Killing me softly with your corn, The Paleo remix
Harvesting my pain with its kernels
Singing my life with its carbs
killing me softy with your corn
telling my whole life
with food pyramids
I heard corn gave a good diet
I heard corn had a style
and so i came to see
and eat corn a while
and there corn on my child’s plate
a stranger to my eyes
Harvesting my pain with its kernels
Singing my life with its carbs
killing me softy with your corn
telling my whole life
with food pyramids
I felt all inflamed with fever
Embarrassed by the crowd
I felt corn raised my blood sugar
and its fructose syrup blared out loud
I prayed that corn would finish
but corn just kept right on
Harvesting my pain with its kernels
Singing my life with its carbs
killing me softy with your corn
telling my whole life
with food pyramids
corn syrup as if it owned me
In all my darkness fair
and then corn syrup was in all my food
and added visceral fat everywhere
and he kept on singing
singing clear and strong
Harvesting my pain with its kernels
Singing my life with its carbs
killing me softy with your corn
telling my whole life
with food pyramids
ohhhhhhhhhhh oohhhhhhh…lalalal..ohhhh lalaaaaaaa
Harvesting my pain with its kernels
Singing my life with its carbs
killing me softy with your corn
telling my whole life
with food pyramids
killing me (softly)
Harvesting my pain with its kernels
Singing my life with its carbs
killing me softy with your corn
telling my whole life
with food pyramids
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